Friday night date

I went on a “date” with an older woman last night.  She was seven years my senior.  Yes, it was a Craigslist date.  Call me desparate, call me perverted.. no, that doesn’t really make sense as I’m neither; well, maybe perverted.  I mean look at the shit I write here.
Anyway, this date was in “the [...]

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Bud Light, Miller Lite, Coors Light – how does one choose?

If you’re a beer drinker who actually ponders this question, chances are you shouldn’t be drinking any of them.  You’re probably more at home with some sort of Hefeweizen or Stout.  Give up trying to pretend to be the classic beer drinkin’, cussin’, American male.  Enjoy your next dinner party, dipshit.
Those of us “in the [...]

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She’s hot, too.. This is how we roll (part 2)

I know D will like this one as well.

Not bad, eh?  This is also “how we roll.”  Definitely another “not safe for work” link coming up here.  Her name: Mya Luanna (obviously not her real name).  This should get your day started off right!  I need to get to work.

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The aftermath

I don’t know if it’s from getting four hours of sleep last night, eating absolutely shitty for the past week, or drinking Miller High Life the past couple of days, but I’m getting sick.  Absofuckinglutely great.
Well, so much for Super Bowl 42.  Everyone in the media penciled in the Patriots to win.  How else can [...]

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Electronic Arts can suck it

It’s amazing how someone can release a game, a big time game mind you, and have it filled with bugs.  I shouldn’t say filled with bugs as I have only found one, but it’s a pretty sizeable bug.  The game freezes.
At first I thought it was a result of the EA roster download.  I had [...]

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Miller High Life

It’s cloudy, a bit cool (I guess anything below 70 is considered “cool” in California), I did laundry, and I filed my 2007 tax returns.  This is exactly the kind of day that calls for a Miller High Life.  Thankfully I’ve got two in the fridge, so I can begin the rotation: remove one to [...]

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This is how we roll

The H&B Crew chooses to hang out with only high class individuals, despite being pieces of shit themselves.  For example, we like Charmane Star.  It’s safe to say there aren’t too many things we wouldn’t do to/for her to get one opportunity to dine with her, shoot pool with her, or do some heavy duty [...]

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