Random junk

No more Lena.
It appears when I mentioned her duplicate email she suddenly became shy. I guess I won’t find the love; at least not with her. Oh well.
Just played a little Guitar Hero 3 tonight and now I’m enjoying some brown liquor. Jack and Coke. The best.

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More from the great Russian scam of ‘08

Just when I thought I would no longer hear from Lena, she responds.
Hello Jim,
I am glad to see your letter!!! Thanks that has told a little about itself!!! You know, for me the age has no value.
The most important, that you would be kind and first of all honest with me. I think, that this [...]

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Russian email scam

Yesterday I received an unsolicited email from Lena, a girl from Russia.  According to her, it was destiny that caused her to email me.  The entire time I read this email, all I could think about was “density” (from Back to the Future).   Here’s the initial email:
Hello, it is Lena.
I find your email in internet [...]

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Songs that make me want to shoot myself

For your reading pleasure, I decided to come up with a list of songs that just make me want to put a bullet in my head.  Everyone has their list of songs that, upon hearing them, all you can say is, “Aww f***.”
Dream Weaver – Gary Wright came up with this piece of trash back [...]

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Whatever happened to Kiana Tom?

If you’re like me, you remember watching Kiana on Flex Appeal back in the 90s.  You also remember watching the awful movie Universal Soldier 2 just to catch a glimpse of her.  She was a former Raiderette (I think) who moved into the fitness business for obvious reasons: she was fit and she was hot.  [...]

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Awful customer service

I ordered a laptop over the weekend.  I actually don’t have one currently, so I was kind of excited to “get with the program.”  This afternoon there was a snafu with my order – they couldn’t verify the address because what I gave them differed from my credit card (instead of # it was APT).  [...]

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This is how we roll

Check out the lovely and talented Miyoko.  She sells sex toys on Shop Erotic TV.  But wait!  She also has this site called The Practical Striptease.  She is one enterprising Asian woman.  I salute her.  Now I’m going to watch some past episodes of this erotic tv.  Maybe pick up some lubricants…

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A new link to check out

Go ahead and visit Stuff White People Like.  I have thoroughly previewed it so I know it’s good.  I’ve also learned that I don’t fit many of the categories on there (there are some exceptions). 
Let’s run down the list…
1.  I’m not much of a coffee drinker.
2.  I still claim the same religion my parents belong [...]

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Sometimes I’m not a very good date

Yeah, I tend to rag on others here quite a bit, but I’m man enough to admit that there are times when I’m just awful.  Not sure why I thought of this today, but a little less than two years ago (May 2006), I was on a date with a very cute Asian girl (of [...]

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This is how we roll

Also known as, “check out this sideboob.”

This would be the hot latina Vida Guerra.  Now that my friends is a sideboob.  This belongs on Peter Griffin’s “Sideboob Hour.”

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