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Archive for May, 2008

And a Pizookie.  Yes, I had a portion of one of these last night while downing a “few” pints over at BJ’s (note the new link to the side).  Now I’ve got a little bit of a headache this morning.  I think I need to top off last night with a McGriddle or something.
Anyway, those [...]

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If you’ve been reading this website long enough you know that my favorite band is Iron Maiden.  It’s amazing the number of people I’ve talked to who can’t believe Maiden is still playing music.  Yes, they are still alive and well – very well.
Iron Maiden is currently on their Somewhere Back in Time World Tour.  [...]

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Never Shoot Twice

If you shoot twice, they can find you.
Truer words have never been spoken.  This line comes courtesy of the classic movie Red Dawn.  It’s cheesy and much of it makes no sense; still, it remains one of my all-time favorites.  Yes, I’m that desperate to write something tonight.  Sorry, but I’m thinking about going to [...]

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Sunday Drinkin’ Music

A little Children of Bodom to keep you goin..

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This is How We Roll

Take a look at porn star Sativa Rose. Now there is absolutely nothing wrong with her at all, well, except that she’s not hangin’ out here, keeping me company while I get ready to head out for the afternoon. I know ol’ D would agree with me on this one.
Here’s her Wikipedia entry. [...]

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The Love Guru?

Just saw the trailer for this movie.  I can already tell you that it’s a piece of shit.  Don’t go.  Everything I saw in the trailer makes me want to kill myself.

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DHL Sucks

I had the “fun” experience of dealing with DHL last night
A month ago I ordered a sweet laptop from Dell. I’ve been living in dark times for years, being the last of my crew to actually own a laptop, so I spent a good deal of money and ordered one with all of the [...]

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Booze

I’ve devoted enough stuff here to dating, pretty ladies, and random shit. It’s time to focus on the second half of the title: booze.
Check this fancy article in Modern Drunkard Magazine (one of the best things on the Internet, period, other than porn).
I guess this will be somewhat related to dating as a GREAT [...]

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More dating BS

I guess I just had to confirm that I do not want to go out with a single mother ever again.
This past week I had been emailing a woman a few years my senior. She was a single mother of two. We got all the usual stuff out of the way: likes, dislikes, [...]

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I’m not done writing about this fantastic game.  After a long and tough week of work, I finally got another chance to play last night.  I found out something very incredible about the game:

You cannot kill your girlfriend, Michelle.

Unbelievable, I know.  Perhaps I just didn’t pump enough shot into her with the ol’ shotgun, who [...]

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