“I’ve Been Really Busy”

You know what?  We’ve all said this to someone of the opposite sex.  Christ, I’ve had it said to me, the complete dipshit I am.  You meet someone, and one of you just isn’t feeling it for the other person.  What do you do when it’s time to break free of the situation?  Well, you [...]

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The Peyton Manning “What?” Look

Straight Brimmin comes at us with another guest entry:
For those of you not familiar with “Peyton Manning”, please just rifle yourself over the nearest ledge. Christ. To put it in his own words, he’s a “6′5 quarterback with a laser, rocket arm” and he plays for the Indianapolis Colts. He’s “decent,” too. [...]

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Bar Review: The Bigfoot Lodge

First impression of The Bigfoot Lodge on Polk Street in San Francisco: Motorhead’s Ace of Spades is playing, which makes this place cool, because I don’t recall ever hearing Motorhead at ANY bar in the Bay Area.
You can always swing over to Yelp and read one of the 2,000 reviews on this place, but read [...]

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Bars On Fire, Walking In A Bad Area, Hangovers

I haven’t posted anything in a few days, so I’ll make up for it by writing about what went down Friday night. Myself and the partial Crew (a few members just couldn’t get out here) ventured up to “the city” (which is what we Bay Area folks call San Francisco) for a night of [...]

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This Is How We Roll

I’m sure you’ve seen her. If you haven’t, where have you been? This is none other than adult film star Bree Olson. She’s one of those women I’d say is both beautiful and cute at the same time.  When you look at this picture you can’t help but wonder, “How did this [...]

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Putting It In Practice

If you recall, previously I discussed what to do on a date that had gone wrong, or was clearly an awful date.  Well, Straight Brimmin from the Missouri Region put it into practice last night.  On a date that was going bad, here’s the text message transcript:
SB: Home now.  Told that chick I was “going [...]

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“No Machines Can Be Trusted”

Before she did the voice of Lisa Simpson, Yeardley Smith was in Maximum Overdrive. It doesn’t even rate a 5 on IMDB, but I think it’s a classic movie. Hell, the entire soundtrack is AC/DC’s Who Made Who album.

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This Is How I Roll

I had to get an MMR shot today…

Needless to say, I wasn’t happy about it, but it was quick and relatively painless. The cute Asian nurse said she was quick when it came to giving shots, and she wasn’t kidding. This is actually a requirement for my place of employment. I work [...]

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What Do You Do On a Bad Date?

D, aka “Straight Brimmin” or whatever, the guest blogger from awhile back, made me think of something tonight.  If you’re meeting someone for the first time and she’s obviously not your type, what the hell do you do?  Here are the options that I’ve come up with:

Stick it out and go through with the entire [...]

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Safeway Shopping Experience

Apparently today, Sunday, July 13, was “Hot Asian Day” at the local Safeway.  Ordinarily this has been reserved for the nearby Target, but not today.  It all started when I was walking from my car to the store.  It’s kind of a narrow lot, and I was doing my best not to get run over [...]

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